Say...
That Yamauchi guy, the one who's writing this manga...
What's he like?
Hm, I wonder.
He must be a high school boy, right?
Oh, because it only has jokes a high school boy would know?
I don't think so.
So he's a high school girl?
That's even less likely.
But maybe, just maybe, he actually is.
No, he's definitely not.
Right, I can tell from the art.
Then he's an elementary school boy!
Yeah, that would explain a lot.
What do you mean by that?
Are you making fun of him?
Hey, would you quit complaining already?
You should take a guess, too!
That's right.
Actually, who are you?
I'm the editor in charge of Yamauchi.
You aren't Yamauchi?!
tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
We will start singing of our dreams of a journey
ta
bi
da
tsu
yu
me
wo
ka
na
de
ha
ji
me
saisho no peeji hiraite
and read the first page of our story
sa
i
sho
no
pee
ji
hi
rai
te
donna takara yori kagayaku mono mitsuketa
I found something that glitters brighter than any chest of gold
do
nna
ta
ka
ra
yo
ri
ka
ga
ya
ku
mo
no
mi
tsu
ke
ta
furikaereba hora
When I turn around
fu
ri
ka
e
re
ba
ho
ra
baka mitai ni warau kao ga doko made mo susumaseru
I see your face as it laughs stupidly, and it spurs me on forever
ba
ka
mi
ta
i
ni
wa
ra
u
ka
o
ga
do
ko
ma
de
mo
su
ma
se
ru
kono semai heya de kaita monogatari ga
The story I wrote in this cramped, little room
ko
no
se
ma
i
he
ya
de
ka
i
ta
mo
no
ga
ta
ri
ga
tsumugu shousetsu no puroroogu
is the prologue of our story together
tsu
mu
gu
shou
se
tsu
no
pu
ro
roo
gu
oozora e todokisou na supiido de
oo
With a speed that seemed to reach the clouds in the sky
zo
ra
e
to
do
ki
sou
na
su
pii
do
de
kaji mo torazu hashittekita
I ran without ever knowing where it would lead me
ka
ji
mo
to
ra
zu
ha
shi
tte
ki
ta
tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
We will start singing of our dreams of a journey
ta
bi
da
tsu
yu
me
wo
ka
na
de
ha
ji
me
tsugi no peeji wo hiraki
and read from the pages to come
ts
ugi
no
pee
ji
wo
hi
raki
hatenaku tsuzuku yume no umi e
Not knowing if the endless ocean of our dreams
ha
te
na
ku
tsu
zu
ku
yu
me
no
u
mi
e
hikari ka yami ka wakarazu ni
is shrouded in darkness or light
hi
ka
ri
ka
ya
mi
ka
wa
ka
ra
zu
ni
ichido kiri no bokutachi no tabi
we look for more pages to fill our story in it
i
chi
do
ki
ri
no
bo
ku
ta
chi
no
ta
bi
tsugi no peeji wo sagashite
as we enjoy the journey we can only go on once
ts
ugi
no
pee
ji
wo
sa
ga
shi
te
High School Boys and Dubbing
Middle schoolers, huh?
That's the Gowa Middle School uniform.
Yeah, it's Gowa.
Man, they're excited.
What're they doing?
Beats me.
Let's try adding a script.
Die, fiend!
Ahh!
You won't escape alive!
Please help me!
Excuse me, could you please quiet down while inside the restaurant?
I already told you it was your turn to pay, you bastard!
It's your fault for ordering the dried abalone!
Enough! Come with me to the office!
And three years passed.
That should be enough. You're free to go!
All right, since we're free to go, let's pound some mochi!
You guys are hopeless!
Heave ho!
Someone knocked over the mochi!
Crap, I got mochi in my eyes!
You're banished!
Fin.
But the girl returned.
Yes, for revenge!
If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!
Kaboom!
And thus, the world was saved.
Doncha think those three guys have been staring at us for a while now?
They're definitely after us.
Ew, no way! Let's get out of here!
Don't get depressed about something you made up!
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Hm, 3/10.
Sanada Station
High School Boys and Seniority
Hey, Motoharu!
Over here!
What do you want for dinner tonight?
How about a hot pot?
Yeah, sure. Sounds good.
Oh, is this your brother, Mino?
Wow, you two don't look anything alike!
Really?
My friends.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Motoharu.
Nice to meet ya.
This is bad.
I'm surrounded by older girls.
At this rate...
I'll be toyed with!
Are they going to poke fun at me by making me do silly or stupid stuff,
knowing I can't fight back, since I'm only someone's little brother?
They must be crazy.
Don't they know a man's pride is more important to him than his life?
Hey, why are you growing a beard?
Well...
I can't.
They won't take me seriously if I'm not confident!
It doesn't really matter, does it?
Watch your mouth around your elders, idiot!
Sorry, sis!
Mino, you really get along well with him!
Crap! I can't break the hierarchy as long as my sister's here!
Shave off that beard.
Wait, doesn't he look like that comedian?
Huh? Who?
You know, that guy who goes "Bobiin!"
Sanada Station
Eikura?
He does look like him!
Sanada Station
Hey, Eikura! Say "Bobiin" for us. Just once is fine!
Sanada Station
Well, that's kinda...
Come on, just say it. We won't laugh.
B-But...
Do it!
I'll do it!
B-Bobiin!
I should just kill them all.
No, they're probably just about as strong as I am.
I'd get killed instead.
Actually, his whole hairstyle sucks.
Let's try changing it!
For now...
So cute!
Until these girls are completely satisfied...
I just have to endure it.
Let's get going, everyone.
Finally...
this exhibition of humiliation will end!
Sanada Station
Sis...
I'm going home ahead of you.
What are you taking about?
You're coming, too!
Why?
We have to buy the hot pot ingredients!
Everyone's staying over at our place tonight!
The sound
of his heart
breaking
Freshly-baked
Curry Bread
Most popular!!
yen
High School Boys and the Savior
You want to borrow our school's equipment?
Yes.
I know it is a great inconvenience, but...
Just get your school to buy it for you!
But we need it by tomorrow!
We forgot to arrange it ahead of time,
and we'll be in big trouble if the school finds out.
That's why we're asking.
If they find out I lent out equipment, I'll be the one in trouble.
Please wait!
We won't let anyone find out!
Hey, let me through!
We'll be finished with it in three hours. Please!
Can't you do something?
Please!
Please hear us out!
We're begging you!
Even two and a half hours would be fine!
You won't get in trouble!
It'll only be for a little while!
Right? It's okay, right?
Hey, you guys.
You're bothering that girl.
Could you leave her alone?
Hey.
Would you, please?
The fuck are you?!
Mind your own business!
Well, I didn't mean...
Let's not resort to violence.
Shut your mouth!
Jeez.
Boo-hoo.
My goodness.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Come on.
Let's go.
It looks like the act went well.
We had no choice in this situation.
I leave the rest to you, Ringo!
If that guy found out we actually know her,
he'd be incredibly embarrassed.
All that's left is for you to disappear into the night with that guy.
You can even act tough and say "I didn't need your help!" with teary eyes.
Anyway, please make sure he doesn't realize it.
What?!
Is this stupid girl for real?
She doesn't get the situation!
Read the atmosphere, you idiot!
Oh, sorry.
I didn't intend to...
Look here.
These guys—
Good, she's got it now!
You want a piece of me?!
That's not it!
She's hopeless.
In the end,
he figured it out.
High School Boys
and Old Friends
High School Boys
and Old Friends
Hidenori! Yoshitake!
It's been a while!
Do you remember me?
Oh, if it isn't Kiyotaka!
Haven't seen you since middle school!
You guys at North High? How is it?
Let's see...
I'm at Chuuou.
It's so strict.
Really?
Yeah, I thought it might be.
Our school's the same way.
She's totally glaring at us!
Why?
I dunno, but it's probably like....
we're interrupting her alone time with her boyfriend or something?
Hey, what should we do in this situation?
No idea! Let's get out of here.
Well, we should get going. See ya.
Hey, wait up! Let's drop in here!
Take a hint!
So is Kugihiko doing well?
Uh, yeah, he's fine.
He is, huh?
He's good.
Why are you laughing?!
Pick up on what's happening already!
You're causing trouble for all of us, dumbass!
By the way, I got into some trouble at this group date I went to the other day.
What is he talking about?!
His girlfriend's right next to him!
Just how dense are you?
Hey, your girlfriend is...
Oh, her?
She's my sister.
She's got a bad squint, right?
Apparently she lost her contacts.
I-I'm sorry...
She can't see anything, so I came to take her home!
What's so funny?!
Say that from the start!
High School Boys
and the Biography of a Hero
What would people say if asked who they admired most?
Most people would say the name of some famous person.
I'm a bit different.
This is a story from eight years ago.
From before I met Tadakuni and Yoshitake.
I was being bullied.
What's wrong?
Was someone picking on you?
Oh, I'm not anyone suspicious.
I'm an ally of the weak.
Whenever you're in trouble, blow that whistle.
I'll come running to save you.
Farewell!
Saying that, he left.
A few days later, I had an opportunity to blow that whistle.
Do you think we're playing around?
I told you to bring the money!
Should I give you a good stomping?
Take that!
Don't blow it!
Wh-Who're you?
Don't depend on stronger guys to come and help you!
Don't blow it!
Rubber Shoot!
H-He flung rubber bands!
I remember now!
This guy's...
Rubber Shooter!
He's that guy who beat up the fourth grade Matsushi brothers, and that first grader, Tabuchi!
Seriously?
Are you okay?
Why'd you come...
even though I didn't blow the whistle?
Of course I'd come to help an important friend!
And with those words, he left.
I never saw him again.
I believe in what he told me.
I've tried to follow in his footsteps as best I could.
Even now, when I feel like I'm going to fall apart,
my feet still carry me to this shrine of memories.
Th-This is...
It's what he was always playing on his flute.
Pachelbel's Canon!
Is he up there?!
Seriously? This can't be real!
I can see him!
Hey, fancy meeting you here!
What would people say if asked who they admire most?
I'd probably say Noguchi Hideyo.
High School Boy and Literary Girl 3
Noooo!
D-Damn! She found me!
This situation...
She's probably hoping for an unrealistically romantic "boy-meets-girl" encounter!
She wants a solitary boy reading a book on a riverbank at sunset to call out to her.
Can her mind shake off gravity, or something?
See, she's already got a distant look in her eyes.
I can totally tell that her romantic maiden gauge is reading full!
This girl...
Doesn't she know how painful it was for me to squeeze out those ridiculous lines?
But I'm also an entertainer.
I'll go along with her in order to keep her happy.
To think I'd tread willingly back into that laughable dimension...
Here comes my poser phrase!
The wind... is cold.
Crap! That's just a normal line! It's not cool at all!
Oh, she's not very impressed.
Calm down! Think this through!
A cold front is coming.
I said calm down!
I'm sorry!
This time. This time, I'll...
...from Siberia.
The winter's coldest.
Huh?
I-I'm sorry.
Really sorry!
I apologize.
I'm really not good at this sort of thing...
Um...
Umm...
Yes! I've got it!
Today...
the wind is sparkling.
This is it!
Sanada North High 2-A
Action-Adventure
Story
"The Path
To Heroism"
kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
Lonely nights begin to fill our lives
keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
but still, still we have our dreams
sore dake de
That's all we need
sore dake de
juubun sa
sou, juubun sa
ikiteireba
If we keep living, I should be able to see you again
ikiteireba!
itsuka mata
mata
kimi ni aeru hazu sa
ohisama wa miteiru
The sun is watching
ohisama wa utau yo
The sun is singing for us
babababa rarira ba bara
BA
ba
BA
RA
RI
RA
BA
RA
BA
babababa rarira ba
BA
ba
BA
RA
RI
RA
BA
babababa rarira ba ba
BA
ba
BA
RA
RI
RA
BA
ba
BA
babababa rarira ba bara
BA
ba
BA
RA
RI
RA
BA
RA
babababa rarira ba
BA
ba
BA
RA
RI
RA
BA
babababa rarira ba ba
BA
ba
BA
RA
RI
RA
BA
ba
BA
shinjiteiru yo ohisama hitotsu
I have faith that the sun will be there for me
kimi no uchi made
on the way to your house
Girl Power
It's...
It's wrong.
It's all wrong!
What is?
The song doesn't match our movements at all!
With this crappy girl's band,
not only will those high school boys look down on us,
but we won't be able to ride the coattails of the high school girl fad
and earn enough money to go to London
after playing our hearts out for just one week, dammit!
What? We're going to London?
Girl Power
But this isn't even that kind of anime.
That's bull!
Just practice your damn heart out!
Resentment
Retard!
The story till now:
Toshiyuki, the boy next door, gave us sweets,
but they had passed the expiration date.
Don't guard my punches!
Stand at attention! Do it!
Good, now stay still.
I said not to guard!
Ikushima, hold him back!
Yes, ma'am!
All right, now stand still.
You'd better cut it out.
My butt!
Why are you looking down on us, you hypocrite!
It's about time you realized how insignificant you are!
Your very existence is like a bad joke!
Kneel down this instant!
Are you listening, you Salmonella bacteria?
I'm sorry.
Sorry...
Toshiyuki.
I don't think you should worry about that scar anymore.
I-It's been a few years since it happened...
That's a good one,
Habara.
I-I'm sorry!
Don't give him money!
That's just pathetic.
Next Time
High School Boys and the Holy Night
and Others
Next time, it's Christmas—
Hey, the seasons are going by too fast!
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But not much happens over New Year's break in the daily life of a high school boy.
Hm, 9/10.
See You Again Next Week